A: I think so…Are You? Are you a real clown Are you sure? I think you are! I think you must be! Well then that settles it. You are in fact a real clown! Glad I asked!
Q: Is that your real nose?
A: Well let’s see it’s not imaginary is it? No then it’s real! And since I have it, it must be mine! So if it’s real and it’s mine then yes it is my real nose! It must be!
Q: Do you two know each other?
A: Yes we met in the circus room at clown school, that’s where we fell for each other!
Q: Are you two married?
A: Yes we’re married…to each other! I know cause we got married by a Priest who used to be a clown! And now we have the same red nose, it runs in our family!
Q: Why are you so silly?
A: Cause we went to school silly and came back the same way.
Q: Why can’t you stay?
A: Cause I have to go back to my clown house, hug my clown wife/husband feed my clown cat, Eat my clown dinner go to my clown bed where I can dream my little clown dreams-zzzzz! Oh and I have to go to Somebuddy Else’s party now!
