FAQs

A: I think so…Are You? Are you a real clown Are you sure? I think you are! I think you must be! Well then that settles it. You are in fact a real clown! Glad I asked!

A: Well let’s see it’s not imaginary is it? No then it’s real! And since I have it, it must be mine! So if it’s real and it’s mine then yes it is my real nose! It must be!

A: Yes we met in the circus room at clown school, that’s where we fell for each other!

A: Yes we’re married…to each other! I know cause we got married by a Priest who used to be a clown! And now we have the same red nose, it runs in our family!

A: Cause we went to school silly and came back the same way.

A: Cause I have to go back to my clown house, hug my clown wife/husband feed my clown cat, Eat my clown dinner go to my clown bed where I can dream my little clown dreams-zzzzz! Oh and I have to go to Somebuddy Else’s party now!

A: We’d love to!